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Larki: tum sab larky aik hi jesy kun hoty hain

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2012 K Akhri kuch din

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Today’s Sunset Is The Last Sunset Of This “YEAR” I Pray To ALLAH,

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Azan hoti thi to Hazrat ali Kanpny lagty Thy

Namaz sms Azan hoti thi to Hazrat ali Kanpny lagty Thy aur Rang Surkh ho jata Tha,kisi ne Puchha ye kya Maajra hy jab Azan hoti hy ap Kanpny lag jata Hain!ap ne Frmaya:itni bari Hasti ka bulawa Aya hy...

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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

Funny sms Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week...

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1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they

Funny SMS 1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to 1 Paindu ne Plate mei Tissue paper Dekh kr socha Shayed ye b Koi Khane wali Cheez hai. Jb wo Tissue Paper utha kr Mounh mei...

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Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?

Jokes SMS Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey? Student: shaadi. Miss: mera matlab hai kya bano gey? Student: dulha. Miss: i mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey? Student: dulhan. Miss: IDIOT mera matlab...

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Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen

Jokes SMS 1) POLICE MAN Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se, 2) MOCHI me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri, 3) TEACHER Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun, 4) OFFICER Me office...

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Love before Marriage

Funny SMS *Love before Marriage* Janu…. Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi… :-*:-* *Love after Marriage* Lay fair… Ajj tu nahi ya main nahi.:-@ The post Love before Marriage appeared first on...

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Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon

Husband wife sms Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon Dulhan: Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Hamaray Sitaray Miltay Hain To Kartoot Bhi Zaror Milty Hongay *-.-* The post Dulha:...

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sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain

Funny sms sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain Siwaye,… . . . . . . . . . . us bala k jo nikah mein ap k galy parti hy The post sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain appeared first on Funny Jokes...

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Interesting lines from a Husband’s diary

Husband Wife sms **Interesting lines** “From a Husband’s diary” ” Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car &...

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Love Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar

Husband wife sms Love Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar: Paani Pelao Bivi paani lenay gae, Shohar ko neend aa gae Bivi Saari raat paani ka glass pakray khari rahi Subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kr...

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Husband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy?

Husband Wife sms Husband: Hypnotize karna kaya hota hy? Wife: kisi ko apny control mein kr k apni marzi k kaam karwana. Husband: chal Jhooti usy to “Shadi” kehty hain. The post Husband: Hypnotize karna...

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A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage

Jokes sms Chinese Couple: A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them? They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua” The post A Chinese couple Mr. and Miss Hua got...

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Biwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai

Husband Wife sms Biwi: Suniye ji, apka Dost Aik Pagal Larki se Shadi kar raha hai. Aap usy rokte Q nahi? Husband: Main Q roku? us ne mujhe roka tha kya mare Shadi kay Waqt The post Biwi: Suniye ji,...

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

Funny sms Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai. Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai. Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak “SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D The post Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem...

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Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai.

Funny sms Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem Hissa Hai. Ye 24 Ghante Active Rehta Hai. Ye Hamari Pedaish Se Le Kr Us Waqt Tak Kaam Krta Hai Jab Tak “SHADI”Nahi Ho Jati:-D The post Dimagh Jisim Ka Sab Se Ehem...

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Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena

Funny sms urdu Agar apki shadi nahi hui to isi saal kr lena q k agle saal kia pata govt. Is k lye b exam lene ka soch le “MET” (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST) by NTS The post Agar apki shadi nahi hui to...

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Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye

Jokes sms Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye Baba : Ghar chali ja beti… Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni krta. No wife Happy Life Incoming search terms:shadi jokes in urduThe...

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