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December 31, 2012, 6:53 am

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2012 K Akhri kuch din

December 31, 2012, 7:11 am

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Happy New Year sms

2012 K Akhri kuch din

Thanx.!
un logon ka
Jo mjhse nafrat krty hain
Q.K
Unhon ne mjhe mzbot bnaya

Thanx.!
un logon ka jo mjhse pyar krty hen
Q
K
Unhon ny mera Dil bara kr dia

Thanx. .!
un logon ka jo mery liye preshan howy
Or
mujhe bataya k darasl wo mera bohat khayal rakhty hen

Thanx. .!!
un logon ka jinhon ny mujhe apna bana k chor diya
Or
Mujhe ehsas dilaya
k
Duniya me her cheez akhri nahi hoti.

Thanx. .!!
un logon ko jo meri zindagi mein shamil hue or bna diya aisa,
jesa me ne socha bhi nahi tha,
Thanx.
Mere"ALLAH" ka
Jis ne in sab halaat ka samna karne ki himmat di.
Happy 2013.In advance.

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Today’s Sunset Is The Last Sunset Of This “YEAR” I Pray To ALLAH,

December 31, 2012, 7:12 am

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Happy New Year sms

Today's Sunset Is The Last Sunset Of This "YEAR" I Pray To ALLAH,
Forgive Our All Sin
&
I Pray That All Your Worries Have Set Down With This Sunset.
&
New Beem of New Year Spreads Happiness In Your Life.
(AAMEEN)...

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Azan hoti thi to Hazrat ali Kanpny lagty Thy

December 31, 2012, 7:31 am

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Namaz sms

Azan hoti thi to
Hazrat ali
Kanpny lagty
Thy aur Rang
Surkh ho jata
Tha,kisi ne
Puchha ye kya
Maajra hy jab
Azan hoti hy ap
Kanpny lag jata
Hain!ap ne
Frmaya:itni bari
Hasti ka bulawa
Aya hy pta nhi
Main uska farz
Theek tarah se
Adaa kar
Sakunga ya nhi:
Our aj logon ko
Koi parwa hi nhi
Azan ki.agar
Free pacekg hy
To is msg ko itna
Phelao k log
Azan khamoshi
Se sunain aur
Allah hum sub
Ko namaz
Parhany ki
Taufeq de
(AAMEEN)

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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

September 15, 2009, 5:00 pm

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Funny sms

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich.

What do you say? She said nothing but a week later,

she became his mother!

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1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they

September 23, 2011, 9:38 am

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Funny SMS

1 Paindu ki
Shadi pe sb
Paindu hi Aye
Huay they.

Khana start
Hua to
1 Paindu ne
Plate mei
Tissue paper
Dekh kr socha
Shayed ye b
Koi Khane wali
Cheez hai.

Jb wo Tissue
Paper utha kr
Mounh mei
Dalne laga to
Us k sb dost
Onchi Awaz
Mei Boley.
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Oyey Na
Khawein

Phikka Ee….

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Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?

September 26, 2011, 7:58 am

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Jokes SMS

Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: shaadi.
Miss: mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: dulha.
Miss: i mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: bahu laun ga.
Miss: stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: pota.
Miss: Abey bhotni k teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…

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Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen

September 26, 2011, 8:08 am

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Jokes SMS

1) POLICE MAN
Sab Mujh se darty hyn or me BV se,
2) MOCHI
me Juton ki marammat krta hun or BV meri,
3) TEACHER
Me College me Lecture deta hun or ghar me sirf sunta hun,
4) OFFICER
Me office me BOSS hun or ghar me Nokar
5) JUDGE
Me court me Faislay sunata hun or ghar me khud insaaf ka Talabgar
Faisla Aap K Hath mein hy?
Kunware rho
Khush rho.

No Wife Easy Life.

Note
Jo shadi ker chuke hein wo Sabar karen.
Jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren….

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Love before Marriage

October 2, 2011, 8:35 am

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Funny SMS

*Love before Marriage*

Janu…. Tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi… :-*:-*

*Love after Marriage*

Lay fair… Ajj tu nahi ya main nahi.:-@

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Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon

October 29, 2011, 4:47 am

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Husband wife sms

Dulha: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Larkiyon K Sath Chakar chala chuka Hoon

Dulhan: Mujhe Pata Tha K Jab Hamaray Sitaray Miltay Hain To Kartoot Bhi Zaror Milty Hongay
*-.-*

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sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain

November 1, 2011, 8:54 am

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Funny sms

sadqa dainy sy sab balain tal jati hain

Siwaye,…
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us bala k jo nikah mein ap k galy parti hy

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Interesting lines from a Husband’s diary

November 21, 2011, 6:49 am

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Husband Wife sms

**Interesting lines**
“From a Husband’s diary”

” Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car & returns back to her father’s home :p”

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Love Marriage: Raat k waqt shohar

November 25, 2011, 11:52 pm

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Husband wife sms

Love Marriage:
Raat k waqt shohar:
Paani Pelao
Bivi paani lenay gae,
Shohar ko neend aa gae
Bivi Saari raat paani ka glass pakray khari rahi
Subah shohar ki aankh khuli to dekh kr bohat khus hova aur bola!
Maango kaya maangti ho?
Bivi: Kanjra! Talaaq De.